This had to involve some good drugs.
What if
Hamlet were an
Adventure game? It would probably look something like this....
It's so unfair! You're in trouble again, just because you called your uncle - or rather, your new stepfather, Claudius - a usurping git. It's true, though. Your real dad was SO much better than that guy. Too bad he was found mysteriously dead in the orchard a couple of weeks back. Anyway, your mother (who was, incidentally, looking quite something today in a sparse leather number, er...) sent you to your room, and here you are.
So
go play, already! Just don't forget to wash your hands afterward....
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