Well about flipping time! After all, if Duct Tape is such a miracle, such strong proof that ancient astronauts landed here, thousands of years ago, then why not make bandages from it?

Oh I remember! Because it will remove your epidermis when peeled off of muscle and bone.

Yikes.

Well, they're not actually making the bandages from duct tape. They're just making them look like duct tape, so Manly Men won't be embarrassed to be seen wearing them.